One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

(Source: dailypawnee)

Reblogged from eyehatekim, 3,057 notes, September 30, 2014

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

(Source: mazerin)

Reblogged from gramabyron, 482,471 notes, September 30, 2014

monicas-apartment:

loveandddrevenge:

thebedfordkooks:

If you like pina coladas…

I watch this 50 times every time it’s on my dash

am I turned on?

(Source: vine.co)

Reblogged from helm-of-awe, 4,899 notes, September 30, 2014

girlswithglasses:

molly

Reblogged from girlswithglasses, 123 notes, September 30, 2014

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

Reblogged from r2deep-throat, 21,115 notes, September 30, 2014

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

Reblogged from r2deep-throat, 172,030 notes, September 30, 2014

(Source: hugohugo.deviantart.com)

Reblogged from xbikuta, 147 notes, September 29, 2014

blaxkdreams:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO


Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!



😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

Cant take yall nowhere omgg

blaxkdreams:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

image

Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

image

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

Cant take yall nowhere omgg

Reblogged from emilitalokita, 56,276 notes, September 29, 2014

killjoyyjess:

theofmoviestills:

Steal His Look: Johnny

Maison Martin Margiela Slim Cut Jacket - $2250.00

Balenciaga Cotton Dress Shirt - $295.00

Saint Laurent Silk Satin Neck Tie - $195.00

Anniversary Flowers & Gifts “A Dozen Red Roses” - $18.00

Spalding American Football - $19.95

I can’t get over these and this one is too perfect. It should feature a pug though.

Reblogged from killjoyyjess, 1,361 notes, September 29, 2014

(Source: galifianafuck)

Reblogged from thefuuuucomics, 78,576 notes, September 29, 2014